A heading inspired by my older brother, stories of the stupid.
The Wet Paper Bag
This could easily be a definition, the definition only needs to say Danyel and everyone will understand. Yep, Danyel with a Y, even autocorrect at the start was like no, it isn’t, there is no Y in Daniel. It has gotten used to it now but it took a while.
Danyel with a Y, just one of the pathetic things this wet paper bag bitches and moans about non-stop like anyone gives a shit. Wastes so much time complaining about it when he could just legally change the spelling. The idea never came across this idiot’s head, in fact this is his solution for everything, blame everyone and thing else and never ever take responsibility or do something for yourself. He is a piss poor excuse for a man.
The easiest way to define something is to put it in a sentence, I’ll try it;
Danyel spent his whole life working his arse off to convince everyone he is the version of a man’s man that a man should be, but everybody knows he’s nothing but a wet paper bag.
Wet paper bag, it literally translates to someone being extraordinarily weak.
Synonyms include nancy, sissy, big girl’s blouse, coward, sook, bitch, glass jawed (I’m a bit glass jawed myself), weak as piss, a woos, pansy.