I love Groundskeeping, out of everything in my life it is my favourite thing to do, especially when combined with cannabis. I know it is my favourite thing to do because, with the exception of sleeping, it is the thing I do the most.

Were the Groundskeeper to have a single wish for its brothers and sister, for its good mate William who the Groundskeeper knows is struggling right now, for all of humanity it would be a simple wish, a Groundskeeper type of wish.

On being signed in there are a couple of things I would say, the second being a commitment to truth, to politicians no longer being the primary teacher and preacher of the most harmful thing in this world, the core of all violence, ignorance.